Things to Do to Your Cat When He Sleeps

Begin by counting his whiskers. Bonus points if your cat has whiskers in prime numbers.

You can always take advantage of his slumber to sever the 14th whisker otherwise.

Fold back his ears and see how long they stay folded before flapping back to original shape.

Stroke cat and marvel at all the bruises, wounds, scratches you find, and all the possibilities of what your ninja cat might be up to when you r not looking. Thank God you don’t know.

Make squeaky sounds and see if they transfer into your cat’s dream as mice.

If cat starts lashing his tail in his sleep, it is working.

After a while hold the cat’s tail firmly in position and stop the lashing. This in turn will stop his dreaming.

Check out the padded feet of cat and tickle the pink softness. Watch him squirm.

Nudge cat gently and try in vain to push him off your pillow, because its 4 in the morning and you need some sleep.

Give up.

Try using cat’s belly as a pillow.

Hear him purr with pleasure while trying to gouge your eyes out with his claws at the same time.

Give up again.

Fall asleep with your head on the hard mattress, sighing with satisfaction and love for cat.

**if you manage to keep giving cat a tummy rub with one hand while performing above maneuvers, he might just give u a head bump on the morning. Do not get your hopes up. He also might not.